things you hear sitting at a restaurant

‘I was constantly feeling drowsy in the daytime and I had to keep taking cat naps just to survive.  Ultimately I ended up going to the doctor and she prescribed me two crepes.  One sweet crepe was supposed to cure my drowsiness and help me focus.  That one cost me $30 out of pocket.  The second crepe was savory and covered under my insurance.  It was more to counteract the side effects of the first crepe.  The savory crepe was mainly so I could fall asleep at night.  The doctor told me to put it on my foot and definitely not to put it in my mouth.  Don’t tell my doctor this but every now and then I take a little cube of ham out of my savory crepe and eat it before applying it to my foot.’

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